Subject: Shame-Man aka Paul Anka
To: The CyberVato in Houston on the NaftAzteca Super Highway
It is now time for Shame-Man to come out of the closet and reveal his true alter ego; that of, Paul Anka. That's right Shame-Man! We know who you are.
Costume: Shark-Skin suit, no lapels and black, Twister shoes (side-ties of course)
Headdress: Narrow brimmed hat, brim turned down in the front (like Buddy Love wore in the Nutty-Professor). All right, all right! You may insert feather in band.
Reenact: Scene where Paul Anka gets buried in the sand.
Dance To: Elvis's, Viva Las Vegas